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Gotcha!
One night a police officer was staking out a
particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence
laws. At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his car.
Then he sat in the front seat fumbIing around with his keys for several
minutes. The man was so drunk that everyone else left the bar and drove
off before he had even put the keys in the ignition. Finally, he started
his engine and began to pull away. Chuckling at the pathetic driver, the
police officer stopped him read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer
test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded
to know how this could be. The driver replied "Tonight I am the designated
decoy."
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